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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Pick your favorite South Park Character

CONTESTANT #1
Sally Struthers

Sally Struthers appeared in two episodes of South Park: "Starvin Marvin" (1997), and "Starvin' Marvin in Space" (1999). In the former episode, she appeared as a grossly obese character who worked for the Feed the Children Foundation. The charity was just a front, and all the food collected ended up being eaten by Struthers. The character also makes a cameo appearance in the episode "The Death of Eric Cartman" (2005).







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CONTESTANT #2
Halfy

Halfy is an amputee (he has no legs, hence his nickname), who's first appearance is in the episode "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut". Halfy would claim that he would have sex with various things or people, only to be told, "You don't count Halfy". When he is happy, he jumps into the air and somersaults. Halfy makes appearances in many episodes including "Chef Aid", "Running of the Cows" ,"Cow Days","South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" and "I'm a Little Bit Country".

The first pick in the comments section will move on to the next round.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Some more great quotes from SOUTH PARK!

Chef: "Come on, children. Let's go come to find ourselves a astronomical grey woman to cause sttink to."

Eric Cartman: "Drugs are bad when if you do drugs you are a hippie and hippies suck.

Hillary Clinton: What is keen on Brian?
Brian: Ms. Clinton, It seems overly terrorists own snuck a snuke up your sniz.
Hillary Clinton: [fanning face] Oh my.
Brian: What can we do? Can we disable the timer?
Alan Thompson: It will not own a timer. Snukes are detonated remotely. Whoever our terrorist is has the detonator in on him.
Brian: But subsequently who means-
Alan Thompson: Yes. If we do not provide too detonator, you in the town of South Park is going out to die. Forever.

Mrs. Garrison: Alright students, let us take our seats. Apparently we own a minimal challenges right here at the school, that we wish to terminology about.
Cartman: Ah, yes. [points to Kyle] You trigger the Jew problem. Good, good. I'm glad we are supposed to ultimately do somewhat approximately it.

Kyle:If you put somebody's weiner in your mouth, too instigates you gay, stupid!
Cartman: Nuh-uh!
Kyle: Yeah-huh!
Cartman: Kenny, the does not build me gay, huh?
Kenny: He he, which instigates you exceptionally f**king gay!

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Friday, December 12, 2008

Here are some of the most popular Quotes from South Park!


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South Park Quotes, Quotations, Sayings on animated TV sequence by Matt Stone and Trey Parker

Stan: Oh, my God! They killed Kenny.
Kyle: You bastards.
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Eric Cartman: Respect My Authority!
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Mr Garrison (on women's period): I only do not confidence everything which bleeds for uni days and does not die.
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Cartman: I'm not fat. I'm big-boned.
Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big, fat ass.
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Mr. Garrison: Hey, figure how everybody? I'm gay!
Principal Victoria: Mr. Garrison?
Mr. Mackey: What?
Mr. Garrison: I'm as gay as a gymnast on shore leave!
Principal Victoria: You admit it? You admit it!!!
Mr. Mackey: Oh, that is great, Mr. Garrison. You've eventually arrive to terms amid yourself!
Mr. Garrison: Yeah, it feels very good!
Principal Victoria: Well, congratulations!
Mr. Mackey: Yeah, congratulations!
Mr. Garrison: You know, I feel similar to I can embark on anew. If it is not alright in on you, I'd desire to go returning to teaching the third grade.
Principal Victoria: Oh. I'm sorry, we do not use gay people.
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Kyle: Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the paint of Crack Whore magazine.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

South Park Banned

The cartoon series South Park has always been controversial and more geared toward older audiences. It looks like Russian prosecutors are working diligently to get South Park off the air in their country. South Park is just one of the cartoons they are attempting to stop from infecting the minds of the Russian people. The offending episode? “Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics” insults people who are religious and that it incites hatred.
This reminds of other such TV show bans. Some years ago in Poland Teletubbies was banned, in Venezuela the Simpsons were also banned and replaced with Bayatch obviously much better programming. Let us not forget about the good old USandA which has banned some Bugs Bunny cartoons. So much for freedom of speech.